Cough noise

This is, *Cough noise* but don’t be fooled by the apparent modesty of his nick-non-name; his personality is a lot closer to his head shot (shown). He was geniously cast as a vicious faery in a recent theater production here, and he just recited part of his monologue for me: “Faeries are supposed to be happy – *happy* – not nice, and I’m brimming like mad with some magical happiness and you know what makes me happiest? Kicking the crap out of any lame-ass adventurers who decide to trespass in my magically enchanted forest.” Watching him deliver that – and other incisive lines – in his full faerie regalia – was a delicious delight. He’s following in the footsteps of an illustrious line of Sudbury Legends (he is the youngest of four), but *he* is the life of the partay. However he has been called the most annoying person in the world. More than once.

However however he’s also one of the most effusive and genuine people in the world, without a doubt. He loves his friends, and he loves doing sweet little things for them, like playing elaborate and bizarre pranks on them that usually don’t work. And- he’s friends with everyone; he really is brimming like mad with some magical happiness, for real. Whenever we have visitors, they leave remembering him. I consider him to be a wee bit of a special friend, because he was 5 and in the middle of his first year when I did an internship, and I remember him well, trying to grab my phone, my wallet, my keys…yeah. That year he created the World’s Biggest Bowtie out of construction paper, a feat still remembered fondly and often, by all of us. Well mostly by his mom ❤️ Lately, *Cough noise* has been playing outside a lot and making a farm for slime in Slime Rancher. He told me, “if you want to say I’m a gamer dude, definitely say I’m a gamer dude, ‘cause I’m proud of that.” He’s also a family man, having participated as the groom in three school weddings throughout the last 6 years (all of them to Munchkin). Oh *Cough Noise* everyone is going to give me hell for being corny (again) but you are our sunshine. That’s the truest thing I could say.