Colder

This is Colder, a notoriously warm-dressing – yet (self-described) “pretty chill guy” whose tree-climbing prowess has earned him a bevy of additional nicknames, from, “Orangutan,” to, “Spaceman.” He might be wearing three snowsuits layered over 44 pairs of merino long underwear, but he can still nimbly climb to heights that would make you dizzy just to imagine. Or it might make you cringe and cross your fingers every time you see it, like some staff members. Once he finds a high-enough perch, Colder lounges up there like the Cheshire Cat making puns and dropping acorns on the heads of unsuspecting staff members. Funny! He says, “it’s pretty nice up there. The wind it nice. I’m working on a wind-powered tablet. Maybe wind-powered medication too. It would be a breeze.” Indeed, Colder is inclined towards the sciences, and sometimes imagines pursuing medicine later in life. You could operate on me any day, pal! He’s funny, smart as a whip, fair, and reflective. He maintains his individuality proudly. He loves competitive games; he used to rage incredibly when he lost (which was rarely), but over the years he’s learned to channel it (“it’s like a power plant, it gives me more energy to play.”) Colder is always willing to help, he’s a fixture of the school, and pretty punderful having him around. I hope that’s an ice enough pun for ya, dude.