WAM

This is WAM.  I’m not sure why he goes by that nickname, although there was the time he chipped his tooth on the kitchen floor.  Oh, and and the time he ran headlong into Cheeseburger and ended up sprawled out in the field.  And…well, a few other times.  He’s definitely on the go a lot, bouncing offa things; I guess “Wam” makes a lot of sense after all.  Wam is a fanatic nerf warrior, a three-time JC Clerk, a builder of root cellars, and a D&D journeyman.  He’s not afraid to speak his mind, and he cares deeply about justice.  Elusive in an interview (he’s 100% silly), he says, “I’m a symptom of the community’s collective nightmares,” and, “I’m not nine,” a reference to his abbreviated stature. He’s known for being articulate, but he’ll only use his powers for purposes of his own choosing.  Interviewing his sister, however, reveals the complexity of this artful character.  She says, “he presents himself as nutty, but he’s passionate about cleanliness”  (NB our facilities manager confirmed his exceptional cleaning abilities).  He loves legos, or perhaps he *used* to love legos, but either way, he’s way into building, and plans to do it professionally.  He’s making a deliberate decision to transfer to public school next year.  We’ll miss him a lot, and wish him so, so well, and we hope he’ll visit us often.  In the meantime, we’re happy to pay for anything that he Wams into on his jolly way.